Stupid People Piss Me Off

You know, nothing pisses me off more than stupidity.

Recently I had the opportunity to sit in for Dave! Diamond (why he puts the exclamation point there, I have no idea, but hey it's his name) while he was away because of an upcoming surgery.

So some jackass named Bob,(doubt that was his real name) thought it would be a good idea to call up the show, and bash Mitt Romney. Fine. I don't care, I don't think that Mitt is the best guy for the job, and to be honest, I have questions about him as a leader. Plus his har, well, it just freaks me out.

But then this jackass veers into territory that I knew was going to happen. It's Mormon bashing time.



I told you this was going to happen a long time ago. (Video Above go to the 3:50 mark) I was surprised that no one had done this sooner.

Anyway, so this is what Bob told me. "I doubt a Mormons ability to be a critical thinker"

This set me off. I was quiet at first. Trying to maintain my dignity. Trying so very very hard not to snap on this dumbass. So I let him talk....and talk....and talk. And finally, when it was my turn, I felt as though I needed to point something out to this jackass.

Just because you belong to certain religious group, does not make you more/less qualified to be POTUS. And to be honest have you read your bible lately? I mean, come on! He wouldn't listen, and to be honest, I wasn't expecting him to.

Do you really want to know how I feel? This is what I wanted to scream at this guy, but couldn't because well, I would get kicked off the radio for it. Someone even called into the beginning of the show, and said that if we say the name of Jesus one more time they would call the FCC......NUTJOBS.

Dear Bob (If that's your real name.....it could be Steve....or Kyler for all I know),

I am so sorry that we Mormons had the audacity to try and lead this country. We will learn our lesson and never do it again. If we promise to behave, will you be nice to us again? Can we be friends? I mean, you "christians" (since we are supposedly not christians according to you) have the lock down on morality. (see Spanish Inquisition, Salem Witch Hunts, Crusades, Chmielnitzki Massacres, Massacre of Sand Creek....oh and let's not forget this little ditty EXTERMINATION ORDER OF MORMONS IN THE STATE OF MISSOURI.)

I mean, how dare I believe that there is a God in heaven who speaks through his prophets. Who in the hell am I, to assume that God knows that life is not the same today, as it was yesterday.

By the way, your right we don't believe in the same Jesus Christ as you do. Busted. We actually believe in that OTHER Jesus Christ, you know, YOUR Jesus' twin brother. They kind of had the Gallager thing going on, except instead of smashing watermelons, mine walks on water and heal sick people.

I must be insane not to believe that God only spoke to one specific race of people, in one short amount of time! Screw the billions upon billions of other people that walked the earth! Who needs the Book of Mormon, we have the Bible!

And while we are on it, yes, it is totally sane to believe that the Bible, in it's current form is the complete and unfoulable word of God. Never mind the fact that it that was passed down by word of mouth through second hand storys told almost a hundred or more years after the events took place, and then translated into a different language, and then retranslated, and then retranslated again, and then edited, and then retranslated, and then edited some more, and then retranslated, and then retranslated a little more for spelling errors, and then edited for grammer, and then retranslated so stupid people could understand, then edited to exclude women, or offensive things to the Church, and then retranslated again, and then edited again, and then retranslated. I am sure I missed a few things in between, but ya, that's totally the complete word of God now. Don't question it at all kids. That makes you an idiot.

Have you actually ever read half of the stuff that is in there? I am not going to try and disprove something that I actually believe to be true (So long as it has been translated correctly) but man, really? Tell me what's the going rate on a slave nowadays? And what am I supposed to do to all these gay people again? Stone them or Burn them? I forgot.

But your right, the guys hoping up and down on tv, and blessing magical water to sell at 2am for only $50 to people who need healing in their life, they are totally legit. Those people with congregations of 10 people, calling themselves prophets, TOTALLY have the ability to slap someone on the head, and cast out an "evil demon" (are there any good ones?) And who can forget that speaking in tongues thing, is there a Rosetta Stone for that?


Have fun in your stupidity bigot.

xoxoxo

JP