An Ace Until Death

How REAL men play Jenga

2012-01-07T12:47:00.001-08:00

I am not exactly sure this what he ment........

2012-01-07T12:15:00.001-08:00

Seems legit to me

2012-01-05T23:25:00.001-08:00

Today I Learned 1/5/12

2012-01-05T09:09:00.000-08:00

Today I learned: NASA Has Footage of 9/11....from SPACE. Here is a clip.

Today I Learned 1/4/12

2012-01-05T09:07:00.000-08:00

Today I learned: Fish use farts to communicate. I am going to use this as an excuse the next time I let one rip at an office meeting. http://www.care2.com/causes/fish-fart.html?cid=reddit_fish-fart

Today I Learned 1/3/12

2012-01-05T09:04:00.000-08:00

Today I learned: That the image of Jesus Christ that we all know, is actually modeled after the son of Pope Alexander VI. His name was Cesare Borgia, and he was a bad ass. http://www.thehalsreport.com/2010/07/is-the-image-of-jesus-actually-the-image-of-cesare-borgia/

Today I Learned 1/2/12

2012-01-05T09:01:00.000-08:00

Today I learned that a Tomato was put on trial in 1820 in New Jersey. Yup. Those crazy bastards really put a vegetable on trail. Or is it a fruit? I can never remember. http://www.factsnfacts.com/food_facts/vegetables_facts/tomatoes_facts/

Today I Learned 1/1/12

2012-01-05T08:56:00.000-08:00

So for the new year, I have decided to embark on an epic journey. A journey to learn something strange, fun, or just plain awesome, every day. Today I learned: George Lucas's daughter Amanda, is a professional MMA Fighter. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanda_Lucas She's 3-1. Not to shabby. Of course she isn't undefeated like me, as I am currently 0-0. Perfect record. You can't touch perfection.

I just can't stop watching this...

2011-11-10T19:24:00.000-08:00

2011-10-20T10:55:00.001-07:00

2011-10-20T10:51:00.003-07:00

Finally a Steve Jobs cartoon that gets it right...

2011-10-14T13:58:00.000-07:00

'Sesame Street' unveils muppet to teach kids about hunger

2011-10-05T23:47:00.000-07:00

Sesame Street has a new muppet who is hungry for more than just cookies. The iconic kids show is set to unveil a new impoverished puppet named Lily, whose family faces an ongoing struggle with hunger issues. Lily will be revealed in a one-hour Sesame Street primetime special, Growing Hope Against Hunger, which is being sponsored by Walmart. The special will star country singer Brad Paisley and

Blackface Obama billboard sparks outrage

2011-09-16T12:10:00.000-07:00

German comedian Martin Sonneborn is well-known for jokes bordering on the tasteless. But a satirical political billboard of him posing in blackface makeup as US President Barack Obama is sparking outrage.“Ick bin ein Obama (I am an Obama),” reads the poster at Berlin’s central Ernst Reuter Platz square, in an apparent play on John F. Kennedy’s famous “Ich bin ein Berliner” speech. On the poster,

Don't be a Goober. You Goober.

2011-09-14T22:20:00.000-07:00

Cherokee Indians say they can kick blacks out of tribe...

2011-09-14T16:38:00.000-07:00

OKLAHOMA CITY — The nation's second-largest Indian tribe said on Tuesday that it would not be dictated to by the U.S. government over its move to banish 2,800 African Americans from its citizenship rolls."The Cherokee Nation will not be governed by the BIA," Joe Crittenden, the tribe's acting principal chief, said in a statement responding to the U.S. Bureau of Indian Affairs. Crittenden, who

Mom Saves Son, Loses Job

2011-09-13T12:11:00.001-07:00

Mom Loses Job After Kidney Donation: MyFoxPHILLY.comMom Loses Job After Kidney DonationPHILADELPHIA - A Philadelphia mother ready to return to work after giving her son a kidney finds out she doesn't have a job to return to.If you're a mom, chances are you'd do anything for your child.Claudia Rendon didn't hesitate when her son needed one of her kidneys.But she didn't think she'd have to choose

Mom Saves Son, Loses Job

2011-09-13T12:11:00.000-07:00

NYPD Cops Like to Get Down!

2011-09-12T16:34:00.000-07:00

Video Shows NYPD Cops Dirty Dancing at West Indian Day Parade: MyFoxNY.com

Bonjour, Girl!

2011-09-12T12:53:00.000-07:00

Nike Air MAG Shoes

2011-09-08T10:02:00.000-07:00

Barefoot Contesa = Biggest Douche in the Universe

2011-09-05T12:01:00.000-07:00

6-year-old Enzo's wish started innocently enough. He wanted to spend the afternoon with "celebrity" chef Ina Garten, better known as the Barefoot Contessa. The young boy, suffering from acute lymphoblastic leukemia, would often watch Garten's show while sick in his bed. Enzo's wish simply involved meeting with the chef cooking one of the Contessa's many French dishes with her. No big deal, right?

Libyan rebels round up black Africans

2011-09-04T17:21:00.000-07:00

TRIPOLI, Libya (AP) — Rebel forces and armed civilians are rounding up thousands of black Libyans and migrants from sub-Sahara Africa, accusing them of fighting for ousted strongman Moammar Gadhafi and holding them in makeshift jails across the capital.Virtually all of the detainees say they are innocent migrant workers, and in most cases there is no evidence that they are lying. But that is

Palin All But Announces Her Candidacy for President of the United States

2011-09-04T00:28:00.000-07:00

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Former Governor Sarah Palin gave the keynote speech at a Tea Party rally in Indianola, Iowa on Saturday afternoon. "We sent a new class of leaders to DC, but immediately the permanent political class, they tried to co-opt them. Because the reality is we are governed by a permanent political class, until we change that," Palin said about career

UCLA Student Joins Libyan Rebels Fighting Ghadafi

2011-09-03T00:14:00.000-07:00

UCLA student Chris Jeon is on the ultimate summer vacation — fighting Ghadafi loyalists in Libya.Two weeks ago, the 21-year-old bought a one-way ticket to join rebels in Libya, he told United Arab Emirates newspaper the National.“It is the end of my summer vacation, so I thought it would be cool to join the rebels. This is one of the only real revolutions [in the world],” he

NM officer having sex on car hood won't be charged

2011-09-02T03:03:00.000-07:00

SANTA FE, N.M. (AP) -- He's in uniform and apparently on duty. But New Mexico State Police said the officer caught on camera having sex with a woman on the hood of a car did not commit a crime. Security camera photographs of the encounter at the remote county-owned Canyon Ranch near Santa Fe, N.M., surfaced several weeks ago. The images were initially sent to state police by the Santa Fe County

2011-08-31T00:55:00.000-07:00

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Jack Donaghy Multipanes Are The Best...EVER

2011-08-31T00:52:00.000-07:00

See the Entire Gallery If you don't know who Jack Donaghy is, you must be poor, or a farmer. This man's sage advice has changed my life for the better. Now sit back, and relax, as Jack teaches you what it's like to actually #win for a change. - JP

Oh we believe you Eric.....we believe you...

2011-08-30T16:38:00.001-07:00

EPIC REAL LIFE TMNT ARTWORK

2011-08-30T14:59:00.000-07:00

See the Entire Gallery If David Rapoza's "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle" artwork doesn't make you immediately nerdgasim, then you need to turn of your computer, and never come back to the interwebs. If your like me, you grew up watching the TMNT cartoon, full of hearty puns, karate chops and pizza eating. Well kids, these portraits are a far cry from cartoony, and there is no pizza anywhere

Foot Clan TMNT Artwork

2011-08-30T14:46:00.000-07:00

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Metalhead TMNT Artwork

2011-08-30T14:44:00.000-07:00

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Michelangelo TMNT Artwork

2011-08-30T14:41:00.000-07:00

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Leonardo TMNT Artwork

2011-08-30T14:39:00.000-07:00

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Donatello TMNT Artwork

2011-08-30T14:36:00.000-07:00

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Casey Jones TMNT Artwork

2011-08-30T14:33:00.000-07:00

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Baxter Stockman TMNT Artwork

2011-08-30T14:30:00.000-07:00

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Bebop TMNT Artwork

2011-08-30T14:26:00.000-07:00

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Rocksteady TMNT Artwork

2011-08-30T14:23:00.000-07:00

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Slash TMNT Artwork

2011-08-30T14:20:00.000-07:00

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Splinter TMNT Artwork

2011-08-30T14:17:00.000-07:00

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April O'Neil TMNT Artwork

2011-08-30T14:11:00.000-07:00

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Shredder TMNT Art

2011-08-30T14:08:00.001-07:00

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Wingnut and Screwloose TMNT Art

2011-08-30T14:00:00.000-07:00

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Well played sir.....well played indeed....

2011-08-30T13:28:00.000-07:00

And the winner of 'Best water slide reaction' goes to...

2011-08-30T10:44:00.001-07:00

More BADASS ART

2011-08-29T15:56:00.000-07:00

So much awesomeness, that I had to create a category for it. If you have any art that you would like to contribute, or just highlight, let me know, and it will go up on the site. This art, however, is on my list of "must buys" TMNT FTW. Get your copy at http://www.theskidshop.bigcartel.com/

Obama's Uncle Arrested......

2011-08-29T15:43:00.000-07:00

FRAMINGHAM, Mass. (AP) -- President Barack Obama's uncle was stopped on suspicion of drunken driving in Massachusetts, told police he planned to arrange bail through the White House and is being held without bail by federal immigration officials, authorities said Monday. Onyango Obama, 67, was arrested last week in Framingham, about 20 miles west of Boston, after police said he made a rolling

Now THIS is ART!!!!!!!

2011-08-29T13:38:00.000-07:00

Why Having a Recognizable Face Kills Your Acting Career

2011-08-29T13:05:00.001-07:00

Why Having a Recognizable Face Kills Your Acting Career -- powered by Cracked.com

Wait....what the?!?!?

2011-08-29T12:50:00.000-07:00

Relax!

2011-08-29T09:54:00.000-07:00

I can read Arabic and that definitely says "Death to America" (through Obesity and high Cholesterol)

Smart Ass......

2011-08-29T09:31:00.000-07:00

Gotta love a student that follows your instructions to the letter.... Since you were wondering, this is the translation: "My life here is terrible. Work environment is not great and benefits are little. But don't worry, everyday only about 10 people are seriously injured and I'm very careful. We opened a small shop, business isn't bad. Although I don't understand very much English, but I

What do I do if there's no choice for "Heavy, Uncontrollable"?

2011-08-29T09:29:00.000-07:00

Everyday I'm.......

2011-08-27T12:36:00.000-07:00

Worst. Charity. EVER.

2011-08-26T14:50:00.001-07:00

Most of the East Coast are Preparing for Hurricane Irene, but THESE people have their prioritys straight....

2011-08-26T13:58:00.000-07:00

Laugh all you want now......but you'll see.....

Seems Legit to Me

2011-08-26T13:32:00.000-07:00

Can you make it out " To the coolest guy I know, xoxoxoxox - Jesus" That would be swell.

Pretty sure this guy will NEVER walk again....

2011-08-26T07:58:00.000-07:00

Was that "special" parking spot worth it Ted? Was it?!?!?

Yes kids...this is an earthquake.

2011-08-26T07:55:00.000-07:00

I don't get out of bed for anything less than a 7.0....

One Facebook Post to Rule Them All.......

2011-08-25T16:05:00.001-07:00

Times are tough.....eh?

2011-08-25T16:00:00.001-07:00

Hammertime Loving Indeed.....

Even Superman is.....FOREVER ALONE

2011-08-25T15:52:00.000-07:00

Makes me kind of sad, but then I remember that he hates America, and I smile.

I think I would rather not...

2011-08-25T15:40:00.000-07:00

Republicans AND Democrats are Idiots

2011-08-24T12:20:00.001-07:00

Stupid People Piss Me Off

2011-08-17T11:50:00.000-07:00

You know, nothing pisses me off more than stupidity. Recently I had the opportunity to sit in for Dave! Diamond (why he puts the exclamation point there, I have no idea, but hey it's his name) while he was away because of an upcoming surgery. So some jackass named Bob,(doubt that was his real name) thought it would be a good idea to call up the show, and bash Mitt Romney. Fine. I don't care,

Why I Hate Humanity

2011-08-17T11:42:00.001-07:00

If by the end of this video, you don't feel like punching someone in the mouth, then I don't know what will make you. This has got to be one of the worst examples of humanity, that I have ever seen. And the sad part is, it's getting worse and worse every day.

2011-07-31T04:59:00.000-07:00

Analysis: New asbestos charges point to reserve woesBy Ben BerkowitzNEW YORK | Thu Jul 28, 2011 11:07am EDT(Reuters) - Asbestos-related diseases have been falling for a decade, but warnings from a pair of U.S. insurance giants about new claims raise questions about the industry's ability to put the scourge behind it.While medical evidence suggests fewer new cases of asbestosis and the lung cancer

If Harry Potter were a Disney Film.....

2011-07-23T15:30:00.000-07:00

Another one? Holy crap the internet is full of talented people. Check this one out.

If Harry Potter were an anime.....

2011-07-23T15:23:00.000-07:00

Came across this on reddit. Let's just say it's pretty amazing. I love it. And I am not a huge fan of anime. Maybe all that will have to change eh?

JP Sits in for Dave! Diamond

2011-06-19T18:43:00.001-07:00

Last Thursday, I sat in for Dave! Diamond, on Afternoons live, in Modesto CA.Topics Include:- California State Budget - Nancy Pelosi/Libya War- Riots in Vancouver - And of course, Anthony Wiener resigns. Click HERE to listen to the podcast. Let me know what you think.Fighting Aces!- JP

Exclusive footage of the Riot in Vancouver

2011-06-16T11:18:00.000-07:00

Fan Get's Hit in the Nuts by a Flash Bang.

Enough...

2011-06-09T17:50:00.000-07:00

I don't blog that often. In fact, I don't think I have updated my website in weeks. Sorry about that. I am sure you are all soooo upset about it. But, let's be honest here, not many of you read this site to begin with, and thats ok.Lately, I feel like I have hit my breaking point. Stress from work, stress at home, stress from life in general. How do you guys deal with stress? What are your

ZOMG THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING!

2011-05-20T13:20:00.001-07:00

OMG! It's the end of the world tomorrow, so make sure to read up on how to survive the coming zombie apocalypse. If you will excuse me, I have some looting to do..Here are a few helpful links">http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2008/04/how-to-battle-z/CDC Articlehttp://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.aspBUY THIS BOOK WHILE YOU CAN">http://www.google.com/products/catalog?hl=en&biw=1175&bih

Where are the Pictures?

2011-05-03T12:17:00.000-07:00

Let the conspiracy theory's begin. Why have we STILL not released a photo of Bin Laden? We are trying to be "sensitive" to the middle east? Why? Your telling me that we need to be the good guys on this one? Ask Daniel Pearls family about that one. How about the other contractors, and foreign citizens that have been beheaded on the internet? Are we really that pusified that we cant just come out

We Did It

2011-05-01T21:26:00.000-07:00

Words cannot express how happy I am right now. Let's put politics and partisanship aside. The United States of American has just killed Osama bin Laden. He's dead. He's gone. Game over. That son of a bitch went down on our terms. And it only took us 40 min to do it. From the time it took to get into the compound, to the time it took to snatch his ass up, and kill him, it only took 40 min. That's

News Updates April 30th

2011-04-30T13:14:00.000-07:00

Amish BUSTED....for selling MILK?!?!?!It's been a sad strange couple of day's for the Obama Administration.SF Chronicle to Obama: "YOU LIE"The Video that Started it allObama's Father FORCED out of Harvard due to finances, and his personal life. Black Chamber of Commerce President calls Obama "Marxist," "Brown shirt," "Fanatical"Religious NewsA new saint for the Catholic Church?In other

"Can a Mormon win the White House?"

2011-04-25T22:44:00.000-07:00

Full disclosure, I am a Mormon. Now that we have gotten that out of the way, let me ask the question, that so many will be asking come the 2012 election. "Can a Mormon win the White House?"Mitt Romney looks to be the front runner, and probable nominee for the Republican Party. I am saying this on April the 25th. He hasn't even taken the nomination officially, but compared to the rest of

Lie's, and the Liars that Lie About Them.

2011-04-25T22:33:00.001-07:00

How can I put this delicately. I am not the most honest person in the world. I have told a lie or two in my time, but I wouldn't consider myself a liar. I think it takes alot, and I do mean ALOT to be labeled as a "Liar." So when I see someone make accusations, and then get called out on it, and caught in a lie, nothing outrages me more than continuing to deny that lie. You have been caught! It's

2011-04-24T19:46:00.000-07:00

Wow. It's Easter. Sure dosn't feel like it. I know that there are many of you out there that spend this day, watching tv, eating ham (which I never got, because wasn't Jesus Jewish? I thought he didn't like ham), and doing your regular routine of egg hunts, and easter bunny's. Not us. Well sort of. Today went well. Went to Church, felt like garbage, canceled a dinner with my family, came home,

I am an Ace until Death

2011-04-20T22:12:00.000-07:00

So after a long time, I can finally say that I am starting to feel a little bit better about who I am as a person. I used to be a high strung, out of control kind of guy. Now, not so much. Now I feel like I am so laid back, that it is kind of scary. I don't stress about anything. My house could be on fire, and I would just shrug, and walk away. Is that crazy? Maybe.I leanred that last Wed. my old

Are you there Interwebs? It's me, JP.

2011-04-14T21:56:00.000-07:00

"It's a brand new day, and the sun is high, all the birds are singing, cuz your gunna die." Oh NPH, you took the words right out of my mouth, well, no, not really, as a matter of fact, I kind of stole that line from you. Sorry bro.So today I have decided to just go for my dreams. What does that mean? I dunno. It's hard to explain.For one, I am just going to blog how I feel, and what I am thinking